Man with man Woman woman To what is holy Ireland Cummin
In bishops time it was a crime to have a kiss, Place hands on hips and maybe slip.
The lane ways searched The hedgerows combed
The kneelers worn, The first confession born
Dark small and scarey Words whispered ,muttered only barely
The terrible sins spoken in fright,
Thank God the pope would put us Straight
To keep us gay and full of laughter ,
A better world forever after.
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WAKE UP
I woke this morning to that shrill sound,
I spun swiftly around and frowned,
Hit the snooze button and waited,
Watching the countdown, another Ten minutes, Out I rolled hair ruffled, I shuffled
Toward the shower , the cold water stinging
Waking every nerve in my tired creaking body
All set for another enterprising day
Lunch came round
The hunger pangs
I sink my fangs
Into a roll of cheese and ham
A coffee spike then on the bike
To work away the pressures of the day,
Evening comes , the traffic hums,
Tempers flare ,we’re nearly there,
Home at last , watch TV, have our tea,
Set the clock, tick tock , tick tock,
The alarm blares ,it is’nt fair,
Yet another day , who really cares