The new baby

Your wife just had a baby

It’s a bouncing baby boy

Your chest is puffed and you are chuffed

and full of pride and joy.
Let’s celebrate the occasion

With a loud and long ovation

And wet his head it must be said , with a short and swift libation.
Congratulations to both of you

Our heartfelt felicitations

May your life ahead be full of joy
Without too many complications.