The new baby
Your wife just had a baby
It’s a bouncing baby boy
Your chest is puffed and you are chuffed
and full of pride and joy.
Let’s celebrate the occasion
With a loud and long ovation
And wet his head it must be said , with a short and swift libation.
Congratulations to both of you
Our heartfelt felicitations
May your life ahead be full of joy
Without too many complications.