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Viable

I’m drawn to items viable

They seem to me reliable

No maps, plans or implement

For one who’s so incompetent

No harm will come or broken bone

No excuses, need to atone

For I am blessed with two left feet

From handy work I do retreat

My friends would rather call a Plummer

To fix the heating in the summer.

J.poet7